Aloha Mars, Can-D gram for Perky Pat!

Given the opportunity, I just couldn’t resist sending a little micro-chipped token of my affection to my favorite sub-miniaturized phantasm on Mars. Aloha, Perky Pat! How’s the water at Lake Shalbatana? Thanks to NASA, you too can send a Can-D gram to the red planet! Don’t be Chew-Z, sign up today!